JERRY: Is he from the future?
ELAINE: No, he just shaves his head.
--Seinfeld Episode #145
Alan Keyes (who is now completely bald and looks like "he's from the future") has decided that abortion and gay marriage are all the fault of... legalized contraception!
Since Keyes has a lesbian daughter (Maya)it's safe to assume he knows what he is
talking about...Maya, who was kicked out of the Keyes home because of her sexual orientation, has been low key lately. No more online pictures of her and her girlfriend making out or anything like that.
Maya's girlfriend is a bit strange but seems practically June Cleaver compared to anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley . 
Neal was a guest on The Alan Colmes
Show, a FOX News radio program and admitted participating in beastiality. Really.
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