I've got some devastating news for those with aspirations of instant hip-hop stardom and VIP access to the champagne room on P. Diddy's yacht: You're not going to win a record deal at the Win A Record Deal blog, where the largesse of producer Fallon "Buddha" Jones and his "Triggerstreet Records" offer a contest awarding a recording contract at random to someone who answers three simple questions about their "sponsors." (Which is just a hustle for clickthroughs on their Google Ads.)
How do I know? Besides the obvious tipoffs that result from actually reading the text on the shady-looking site,Google has never heard of the producer or the record label (which sounds suspiciously like Kevin Spacey's production company). Oh, and the e-mail address where you're supposed to submit your answers is Defamer's e-mail address, and they said they not handing out any record contracts (of course, they say they will talk to you if you show up at their HQs with a limo full of strippers and a fully-stocked bar, but who wouldn't ?)
